Views from a
Skrill
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Welcome! I am called Aurora. I am my human host's skrill. My host, Gray, Companion Agent to Arizona has decided to post my thoughts and commentary to show humanity their world from a different perspective, especially in regards to the activities of the Liberations and the Taelon Companions. I suppose her motivational imperative is not working entirely effectively since she has shown a marked interest in Liberation activities (and a fascination with skrills apparently) and seems to favor Da'an over other Companions. Strange beings these humans. Please, take a look around and enjoy the bizarre and humorous world of a skrill.
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Skrillings-Parodies/commentary of various EFC episodesWhat is a skrill?
Silly Skrill Signatures
What is a skrill?
The image to the left is a skrill, currently unattatched to
a human host.
Skrills are human bio-engineered weapons of a species the Taelon encountered sometime ago. Attached to their human hosts skrills develop a symbiotic relationship offering protection in exchange for sustenance. Continued use of a skrill can rapidly deplete a human of their energy. Only humans equipped with a Cyber Viral Implant (CVI) are capable of controlling a gamma series skrill from it's primitive agressive impulses and actions. Alpha series skrills were too sentient and strong willed to be controlled by a CVI but could work with a human if it chose to do so. Such an event occured during the incident with Dr. Clarke and "Mother". Skrills possess the ability to destroy Taelons, Chimerans and presumably Jaridians. Skrills are created and produced at Comtech Labs.
There are two series of skrill. The Alpha skrill
series was terminated (with the exception of "Mother") due to their high
self preservation and sentience which was deemed unsuitable by the Companions
for use with the human implants. The Gamma series skrill is the common
skrill seen adorning Companion Security agents, such as Agent Ronald
Sandoval, Siobhan Beckett, William Boone and other implants stationed around
the world and on the Taelon homeship.
Distinguished skrills in service:
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Condor Commander
William P. Boone Status: unknown Series: Gamma |
| Raven
Agent Ronald Sandoval Status: active Series: Gamma Note: extremely compliant to Sandoval's wishes |
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| Mother
Progenitor of Gamma Series Status: unknown Series: Alpha Note: extremely self aware |
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| Queen
Progenitor of all Skrills on Earth Status: Missing and presumed dead. |
Skrill's Commentary: Being a skrill does have advantages (like
free food, transportation, medical, and blowing stuff into oblivion of course
(hehehe)) but unfortunately rarely are we skrills ever listened to by our
human hosts and never listened to by the Taelons! (Unless we're pointed at
their head hissing and glowing dangerously.) We often talk to our implants
in their dreams but few ever seem to understand or accept what we tell
them. I tell you, we skrills get no respect....well ok, there are two
exceptions: Doctor Clarke and William Boone.
Silly Skrill Signatures
The following are a series of signitures favoring skrills. Some are silly, others....Well you can decide. Agent Gray does associate with some rather unusual people it seems.
Got Skrill?
Skrill for a Thrill
An Implant and his skrill
Just skrill it!
Skrill 'em
~<~<~(o (<--supposed to represent a skrill I am told
:-/ )
Skrill! Skrill! Skrill!....You will not skrill!
Now that's just plain skrilly
*FWOOOSH* You've been skrilled
You've got skrill
Skrills of the world unite! You've got nothing to loose but your implant!
Skrills: Peace through Annihilation