Title: To Kill Furlow....Too
Author: Karolyn Gray <kmgray3@aol.com>
ScifiBB/Chat Handle: Gray3
Rating: PG
Synopsis: Ficlitini challenge on Sci Fi BB to kill Furlow.
Type: ficlitini
Spoilers: None.
Archiving: Yes.
Disclaimers: All Farscape names, characters and other related indicia are the property of Jim Henson Productions, Hallmark Entertainment, Nine Networks, the Scifi Channel and all associated parties. No copyright infringement is intended.
Note: OK, this might be a little violent or brutal to some but I kept it clean.

In a small circle of light surrounded by darkness, a being sat struggling and cursing. A figure in black steps from the darkness.

"What the frell is the meaning of this?" Furlow complained loudly, struggling against the bonds that held her to the chair.

Aeryn Sun smiled sweetly. "Oh, nothing. I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise."

"Aeryn, is this really necessary?" John asked as he came out of the darkness. "You know back home some might consider this cruel and unusual punishment."

"We aren't 'back home.'" Aeryn replied, peering into the darkness and smiling. "The boys ready?"

Crichton shuddered. "You aren't going to make me watch are you?"

"Only a few microts. I promise." Aeryn replied. "Now get them started."

Crichton shrugged and looked at Furlow. "Sorry, but I guess you deserve this."

"Bring it on! I can take anything you've got, Johnny." The mechanic spat.

Crichton snickered and waved to the shadowy forms to come forward until three Scarrans wearing pink tutus were clearly visible. Furlow paled visibly, remaining silent.

The lead Scarran didn't look happy. "You said this would involve torture."

"It will. Now just do what Aeryn asked you to. OK?"

"Very well." The Scarran agreed.

"Ahem. One. Two. A one, two, three...."

"It's a world of laughter, a world of tears
It's a world of hopes and a world of fears
There's so much that we share that it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all.

It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small, small world."

Screams began to echo through the room as Aeryn and Crichton departed.

"Wow. I thought Furlow would at least make it to the second verse." Crichton muttered.

"And you say Peacekeepers are cruel." Aeryn replied.


apologies and credit to Disney Co. for the lyrics.