Title: Ode to Foodcubes
Author: Karolyn Gray <kmgray3@aol.com>
ScifiBB/Chat Handle: Gray3
Rating: G
Synopsis: Read title. 'Nuff said.
Type: Humor
Spoilers: None
Archiving: Yes
Disclaimers: All Farscape names, characters and other related indicia are the property of Jim Henson Productions, Hallmark Entertainment, Nine Networks, the Scifi Channel and all associated parties. No copyright infringement is intended.
Note: This one better than the Budong Song (for those of you who actually went ahead and suffered through that one).


Ode to Foodcubes
by Karolyn Gray


"Hail to thee, oh might foodcube.
Though you taste like cardboard
You are sustainer of life, giver of nutrition.
How bountiful and rainbow hued in color are you.
Your small squares of purple,
Your long rectangles of green
Showing us how to live in harmony while
Making us to be thankful of real food."


"Oh might foodcube, let me sing thy praises.
Let me taste thy ...."


"Crichton! Eat the frelling food cube already."


"Sheesh. Guess you people don't like artistic interpretations huh?"


"I rather liked it, Crichton."


"Thanks, Sparky."